BOOZE KRUISE
Flat on the floor, rendered unconsious
Where's all the booze?
Bust out the booze, bust out the whiskey
I've had a few
Down it in one, don't be a pussy
Beer's your chum
Drink all you can, until you fail to stand
Battered, crushed, your off your mush
THE LURG
The cough, the splutter
Must be the lurg
The aches, the pains
Must be the lurg
Well I've had a shit load of pills
The lurg, the lurg, the lurg, the lurg
Can't breathe, must be the lurg
Can't see, must be the lurg
Well I've took a shit load of pills
The lurg, the lurg, the lurg, the lurg
CHARLIE DON'T SURF
Twelve pints just ain't enough
I need that rock star stuff
Give me that magic dust
In class A drugs we trust
It cost you fifty fucking quid
And now it's stuck to the toilet lid
Oh no
Charlie don't surf
Four men huddled round the seat
Trying to make the lines all neat
Didn't notice it was soaking wet
Its the fucking end
CLAIRE VOYANT
She sees hatred everywhere,
Money slipping down the drain
She can sense there's something coming
She sees everyone lying
Community everywhere's dying
Everythings fucking changing
Claire Voyant sees all these things
Claire Voyant what the future will bring
Claire Voyant not from another world
Claire Voyant's an ordinary girl
She sees the world in slow motion
Progression's regressing now
Spidey sense there's something coming
She sees everyone struggle
Working world is in trouble
Everything's fucking changing
HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
I'm giving you everything
All the joy I can bring
Yes I swear
And, all that I want from you
Is a promise you will be there
Say you will be there
Oh
Won't you sing it with it me?
WRECKED AND DECKED ON THE 9 53
Been out since lunchtime
Drank loads of scud
Paralytic by teatime
Face down in the mud
Down chip shop alley
Stinking kebab
Mouthed off to the locals
And got a slap
Wrecked and Decked
Steamed up at the station
Puked up in Smiths
That's the kebab gone
I didn't ask for this
Feet firmly on the ground
I fucking missed
Wrecked and decked up to my ankles in piss