BOOZE KRUISE

Flat on the floor, rendered unconsious

Where's all the booze?

Bust out the booze, bust out the whiskey

I've had a few

Down it in one, don't be a pussy

Beer's your chum

Drink all you can, until you fail to stand

Battered, crushed, your off your mush

THE LURG

The cough, the splutter

Must be the lurg

The aches, the pains

Must be the lurg

Well I've had a shit load of pills

The lurg, the lurg, the lurg, the lurg

Can't breathe, must be the lurg

Can't see, must be the lurg

Well I've took a shit load of pills

The lurg, the lurg, the lurg, the lurg

CHARLIE DON'T SURF

Twelve pints just ain't enough

I need that rock star stuff

Give me that magic dust

In class A drugs we trust

It cost you fifty fucking quid

And now it's stuck to the toilet lid

Oh no

Charlie don't surf

Four men huddled round the seat

Trying to make the lines all neat

Didn't notice it was soaking wet

Its the fucking end

CLAIRE VOYANT

She sees hatred everywhere,

Money slipping down the drain

She can sense there's something coming

She sees everyone lying

Community everywhere's dying

Everythings fucking changing

Claire Voyant sees all these things

Claire Voyant what the future will bring

Claire Voyant not from another world

Claire Voyant's an ordinary girl

She sees the world in slow motion

Progression's regressing now

Spidey sense there's something coming

She sees everyone struggle

Working world is in trouble

Everything's fucking changing

HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

I'm giving you everything

All the joy I can bring

Yes I swear

And, all that I want from you

Is a promise you will be there

Say you will be there

Oh

Won't you sing it with it me?

WRECKED AND DECKED ON THE 9 53

Been out since lunchtime

Drank loads of scud

Paralytic by teatime

Face down in the mud

Down chip shop alley

Stinking kebab

Mouthed off to the locals

And got a slap

Wrecked and Decked

Steamed up at the station

Puked up in Smiths

That's the kebab gone

I didn't ask for this

Feet firmly on the ground

I fucking missed

Wrecked and decked up to my ankles in piss