BOOZE KRUISE
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Flat on the floor, rendered unconsious
Where's all the booze?
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Bust out the booze, bust out the whiskey
I've had a few
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Down it in one, don't be a pussy
Beer's your chum
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Drink all you can, until you fail to stand
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Battered, crushed, your off your mush
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THE LURG
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The cough, the splutter
Must be the lurg
The aches, the pains
Must be the lurg
Well I've had a shit load of pills
The lurg, the lurg, the lurg, the lurg
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Can't breathe, must be the lurg
Can't see, must be the lurg
Well I've took a shit load of pills
The lurg, the lurg, the lurg, the lurg
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CHARLIE DON'T SURF
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Twelve pints just ain't enough
I need that rock star stuff
Give me that magic dust
In class A drugs we trust
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It cost you fifty fucking quid
And now it's stuck to the toilet lid
Oh no
Charlie don't surf
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Four men huddled round the seat
Trying to make the lines all neat
Didn't notice it was soaking wet
Its the fucking end
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CLAIRE VOYANT
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She sees hatred everywhere,
Money slipping down the drain
She can sense there's something coming
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She sees everyone lying
Community everywhere's dying
Everythings fucking changing
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Claire Voyant sees all these things
Claire Voyant what the future will bring
Claire Voyant not from another world
Claire Voyant's an ordinary girl
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She sees the world in slow motion
Progression's regressing now
Spidey sense there's something coming
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She sees everyone struggle
Working world is in trouble
Everything's fucking changing
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HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
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I'm giving you everything
All the joy I can bring
Yes I swear
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And, all that I want from you
Is a promise you will be there
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Say you will be there
Oh
Won't you sing it with it me?
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WRECKED AND DECKED ON THE 9 53
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Been out since lunchtime
Drank loads of scud
Paralytic by teatime
Face down in the mud
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Down chip shop alley
Stinking kebab
Mouthed off to the locals
And got a slap
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Wrecked and Decked
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Steamed up at the station
Puked up in Smiths
That's the kebab gone
I didn't ask for this
Feet firmly on the ground
I fucking missed
Wrecked and decked up to my ankles in piss